January 2012
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Clint: Kim didn’t write that letter
Viki: Obviously not, it wasn’t written in crayon.
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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December 2011
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twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, except for the rebellious teenager blogging about fandoms and homosexuals
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When your parents actually believe that you're the...
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obese-teen:
OMFG I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION WHENEVER I ASK ANYBODY ABOUT IT THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE IM CRAZY I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Watchan0ther-r0und:
ikickhoes:
LMFAO. you ever made love to a man? you want to?
I’m 15.. Mother fucker you look 30!
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Set Fire to the Rain
When you just had dinner and someone catches you... →
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When Someone Is Behind You Trying To Read Your...
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When you're about to receive a shot from the... →
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Every inch closer to you, you’re like:
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Anonymous asked: Any plans for tonight?
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HAHAHA
favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
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“He sees this very pale figure across the hall, and he thinks it’s a ghost, but...”
– Chris Colfer on what’s outside the choir room window (via christmascolfers)